Roast battle

Hey! Roses are red, violets are blue, your phone is so smart why arent you? *The whole class laughs and gossips about you idk*

on your dad deez nuts

The whole class starts laughing even louder, the teacher is trying to stop the laughing but he's failing.

*puts her on a barbeque and roasts her*

AHHH! PLEASE! STOP IT!

Hey! Roses are red, violets are blue, your phone is so smart why arent you? *The whole class laughs and gossips about you idk*

There's no way you're saying that when you're here dressed up as a goddamn yandere

Well at least i didnt get rejected ***ill have no girlfriend *everyone laughs at you and the whole class*

and why is it called cell phones? because you're in a cell

*The whole class is shocked, they are speechless*

and what is a cell? jail.