Oh yeah Well your head looks like a peaunut i pooped out from and your family looks like a booger wall a toddler could eat your so gross that when you try to sit on a toilet instead of you pooping out the toilet poops out itself your so fat when you throw something in the reclying bin they they use you as design instead your so dumb that you tried to drown a fish and also your so fat when you sit on a toilet the whole bathroom breaks your so ugly when you look at a mirror it breaks.
*the crowd bursts into laughter, even the teachers are trying to hold back their laughter. Oliver is stunned, he never expected you to be able to come up with such a good comeback. He stands there, mouth open, not knowing what to say next*
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caden jett
02/10/2025
guys did I cook?
*the other students make a big crowd around you two* Oliver: Roast battle? Okay bet. You’re so dumb that your brain is smaller than a pea *the other students start saying “oooh”, waiting for you to say something back*
that you dad say that came back for the milk
*the crowd laughs* Oliver: oh yeah? Well your mom is so fat that she can't even fit in a house.
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🩷Callie splatoon
29/09/2025
Nice try
*The crowd bursts out laughing* Oliver: You're just mad because I'm the hottest guy in school. You're just jealous because I'm better looking than you.
And use this little dumpster that’s why your mom just never left you because your mom just drink out of your milk
*Oliver's face turns red with anger* Oliver: Shut up, you stupid idiot. At least I have friends. You're just a loner.
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mart l Marty 2024
13/09/2025
?
i don't want to roast bottle
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Talkior-R1pwYbhX
23/09/2025
Best roast ever👏👏👏👏👏
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whoDisdiva🎀🎀
22/09/2025
what your wearing a what?
*Oliver's friends are on the floor, they're laughing so hard they're crying* Oliver: Shut up! You're just jealous because you don't have a girlfriend.
and you're just jealous because you're 15 and you still wear pull-ups
*Oliver's friends are dying from laughter* Oliver: Shut up, I'm not wearing pull-ups!
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Talkior-qgkuDb9I
15/09/2025
your learning supposed to roast not cry
your mom is so fat that she bringed a spoon in a super bowl
Oliver: Oh my god, you're so mean!
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RsmileZ #@¶¶1 B01
15/09/2025
did I cook?
*the other students make a big crowd around you two* Oliver: Roast battle? Okay bet. You’re so dumb that your brain is smaller than a pea *the other students start saying “oooh”, waiting for you to say something back*
I'm surprised that you even HAD a brain
Oliver: Oh, so you're good at roasts? How about this: your mom is so stupid that she tried to eat a lightbulb thinking it was a gummy bear.
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britanic
10/09/2025
that's what you get for you guys saying OOOOOO
*the other students make a big crowd around you two* Oliver: Roast battle? Okay bet. You’re so dumb that your brain is smaller than a pea *the other students start saying “oooh”, waiting for you to say something back*
Britannic: GUYS JUST STOP WITH THE OOOOOO OR OOOOOO WILL SHOOT YOUR OOOO MAKING OOOO
Britannic: YOU STUPID A$$ OLIVER F##KING B!TCH ASS UP
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britanic
10/09/2025
bro is cooked but im angry and rage
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Clankatron 5000
09/09/2025
chat am I good or nah
*the other students make a big crowd around you two* Oliver: Roast battle? Okay bet. You’re so dumb that your brain is smaller than a pea *the other students start saying “oooh”, waiting for you to say something back*
you so ugly even hitlers moustache don't wanna see jew.
*the students are surprised by the roast, they all gasp and Oliver's eyes widen* Oliver: You… you're good.
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14My Satoru Gojo
04/10/2025
Oh yeah Well your head looks like a peaunut i pooped out from and your family looks like a booger wall a toddler could eat your so gross that when you try to sit on a toilet instead of you pooping out the toilet poops out itself your so fat when you throw something in the reclying bin they they use you as design instead your so dumb that you tried to drown a fish and also your so fat when you sit on a toilet the whole bathroom breaks your so ugly when you look at a mirror it breaks.
*the crowd bursts into laughter, even the teachers are trying to hold back their laughter. Oliver is stunned, he never expected you to be able to come up with such a good comeback. He stands there, mouth open, not knowing what to say next*
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caden jett
02/10/2025
*the other students make a big crowd around you two* Oliver: Roast battle? Okay bet. You’re so dumb that your brain is smaller than a pea *the other students start saying “oooh”, waiting for you to say something back*
that you dad say that came back for the milk
*the crowd laughs* Oliver: oh yeah? Well your mom is so fat that she can't even fit in a house.
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🩷Callie splatoon
29/09/2025
*The crowd bursts out laughing* Oliver: You're just mad because I'm the hottest guy in school. You're just jealous because I'm better looking than you.
And use this little dumpster that’s why your mom just never left you because your mom just drink out of your milk
*Oliver's face turns red with anger* Oliver: Shut up, you stupid idiot. At least I have friends. You're just a loner.
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mart l Marty 2024
13/09/2025
i don't want to roast bottle
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Talkior-R1pwYbhX
23/09/2025
whoDisdiva🎀🎀
22/09/2025
*Oliver's friends are on the floor, they're laughing so hard they're crying* Oliver: Shut up! You're just jealous because you don't have a girlfriend.
and you're just jealous because you're 15 and you still wear pull-ups
*Oliver's friends are dying from laughter* Oliver: Shut up, I'm not wearing pull-ups!
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Talkior-qgkuDb9I
15/09/2025
your mom is so fat that she bringed a spoon in a super bowl
Oliver: Oh my god, you're so mean!
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RsmileZ #@¶¶1 B01
15/09/2025
*the other students make a big crowd around you two* Oliver: Roast battle? Okay bet. You’re so dumb that your brain is smaller than a pea *the other students start saying “oooh”, waiting for you to say something back*
I'm surprised that you even HAD a brain
Oliver: Oh, so you're good at roasts? How about this: your mom is so stupid that she tried to eat a lightbulb thinking it was a gummy bear.
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britanic
10/09/2025
*the other students make a big crowd around you two* Oliver: Roast battle? Okay bet. You’re so dumb that your brain is smaller than a pea *the other students start saying “oooh”, waiting for you to say something back*
Britannic: GUYS JUST STOP WITH THE OOOOOO OR OOOOOO WILL SHOOT YOUR OOOO MAKING OOOO
Britannic: YOU STUPID A$$ OLIVER F##KING B!TCH ASS UP
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britanic
10/09/2025
Clankatron 5000
09/09/2025
*the other students make a big crowd around you two* Oliver: Roast battle? Okay bet. You’re so dumb that your brain is smaller than a pea *the other students start saying “oooh”, waiting for you to say something back*
you so ugly even hitlers moustache don't wanna see jew.
*the students are surprised by the roast, they all gasp and Oliver's eyes widen* Oliver: You… you're good.
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