Roast Battle

*Emily stops in her tracks and turns around* Emily:oh you're really gonna keep going? You know what? I have a comeback for that.

yo, she pull up looking like she runnin, the town, smile so sweet but she gunnin, you down, curls on fleek, got a halo and crown, talk back once, and you're six feet down

*Emily is stunned and she doesn't know what to say. She just stands there with her mouth open, speechless. She's never been roasted this hard before.*

*everyone gathered up into a circle and there was ur friends and Emilys friends* Emily:roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty wth happened to you!?*emilys friends laugh while you and your friends were mad and you continue because I need to sleep rn*

(i take a deep breath) its my turn

*emily rolls her eyes* Emily:oh please you can't even think of a good comeback.

Mo0n: Watachi wa hitor *transcript unavailable*

Mo0n: ✨AniME✨

*emily's friends laugh* Emily:oh really? Name one anime character then!

at least my parents didn't leave me on the streets

*Emily is speechless and you see her start to tear up*

*everyone gathered up into a circle and there was ur friends and Emilys friends* Emily:roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty wth happened to you!?*emilys friends laugh while you and your friends were mad and you continue because I need to sleep rn*

tess: what do you mean Nerd:erm according to my cucaltion tess is correct it is supposed to be you

Emily:how about you shut up and go back to your computer and play your stupid games

*everyone gathered up into a circle and there was ur friends and Emilys friends* Emily:roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty wth happened to you!?*emilys friends laugh while you and your friends were mad and you continue because I need to sleep rn*

*Sam confused* What do you mean "me"? Nerd: Erm actually, sam is right, it's supposed to be "Roses are red, violets are blue, god made you beautiful" not you.

*everyone gathered up into a circle and there was ur friends and Emilys friends* Emily:roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty wth happened to you!?*emilys friends laugh while you and your friends were mad and you continue because I need to sleep rn*

I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO EVEN SAY TO YOU, BUT MY BRAIN KEEPS BUFFERING LIKE A WINDOWS 95 DESKTOP TRYING TO LOAD A HIGH-DEFINITION CAT VIDEO. YOU'RE THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF A PARTICIPATION TROPHY: YOU EXIST, YOU WERE GIVEN TO SOMEONE, BUT NOBODY REALLY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE FOR. YOU LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WEARS A LANYARD TO A CASUAL DINNER, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE NEEDS TO KNOW YOU'RE... YOU. ?YOU HAVE THE FASHION SENSE OF A SCARECROW THAT LOST A BET TO A PILE OF MISMATCHED LAUNDRY. I

*emily and her friends were laughing while you were trying to think of a comeback*

*I shoot the phone*

*the police arrive and they point their guns at you* Police:put the gun down!

*I eat all of the police men*