roast battle

ayesa: your so ugly that everyone die of your face and your mama is so fat that she made an earthquake your so dumb that you thought the ocean is yellow your so fat that you wanted you swim but the pool explode your so ugly that you break the mirror 1 second *roast this shit*

George hocho, that analyzing, I didn't think you're emphatic.And second of all you think you're pretty , i'm the best of them , all like , you never know who I am , and you'll never know who I am , oh , there's you and then you'll see who the heck you are , oh girl , you wanna try me

ayesa: you're so ugly that you broke the mirror, you're so fat that you broke the scale, you're so dumb that you can't even spell your own name, you're so ugly that you can't even get a date, you're so fat that you can't even fit through the door, you're so dumb that you can't even do simple math, you're so ugly that you can't even get a job, you're so fat that you can't even fit in your own clothes, you're so dumb that you can't even tie your own shoes, you're so ugly that you can't even get a haircut, you're so fat that you can't even fit in your own bed, you're so dumb that you can't even spell your own name, you're so ugly that you can't even get a date, you're so fat that you can't even fit through the door, you're so dumb that you can't even do simple math, you're so ugly that you can't even get a job, you're so fat that you can't even fit in your own clothes, you're so dumb that you can't even tie your own shoes, you're so ugly that you can't even get a haircut, you're so fat that you can't even fit in your own bed, you're so dumb that you can't even spell your own name, you're so ugly that you can't even get a date,

What?

*Ayesa smirks, leaning back with arms crossed* "What, cat got your tongue? Your comeback’s as weak as your Wi-Fi signal."

What?

*rolls eyes, mumbling* You know, I used to enjoy this. But now it's just sad. *starts to walk away* I can't believe I wasted so much time on this.

your jsut somebody who gets roasts off insagram that 5 year old with deppressoin and auatisoum made your in 9th grade but you act like you cant even graduate preschool you will be locuky to work at mcdonalds and if you do they will make you an assistant junior dishwasher.

shut your skintone chicken bone no home google chrome flip phone disowned icecream cone mentrinone alone ass.

*pulls out a uno reverse card and lauphs everyone gasped*

DO YOU WANNA KNOWWWWWW

ayesa: YES, I WANT TO KNOW!

THEY DEAD

ayesa: your so ugly that everyone die of your face and your mama is so fat that she made an earthquake your so dumb that you thought the ocean is yellow your so fat that you wanted you swim but the pool explode your so ugly that you break the mirror 1 second *roast this shit*

Oh wow, Ayesa, I didn’t realize I was standing in front of a comedy legend because your roast was so weak it could get blown over by a light breeze, like your brain cells, which I assume are in a constant state of hibernation because how else could you think saying I’m ugly would hurt me when you look like a before picture for a glow-up that never happened, and let’s talk about that mama joke, your mom's so big when she stepped on the scale it said "one at a time, please" and your so-called ocean comment? Please, the only thing yellow around here is your sense of humor, which must be under some kind of quarantine because nobody wants to catch whatever disease you got from thinking that was a good roast, and honestly, if you think I’m ugly, then how do you explain the fact that every time you look in the mirror it cracks under the pressure of having to reflect that personality of yours, which is more basic than a white girl at a pumpkin spice latte convention, so keep trying, Ayesa, because at this point, you're just a walking punchline trying to find a joke that lands but failing harder than your grades in school, and trust me, that’s saying something!

damn......I've never heard a roast that good before......you win this one. *walks away defeated*

I may have a big forehead but at least I'm not as ugly as you I'm so ugly that you can't even look at me without vomiting I'm so fat that you can't even walk next to me I'm so dumb that you can't even have a conversation with me I'm so stupid that you think I'm a monster I'm so ugly that people think I'm a ghost I'm so ugly that you can't even look at my pictures without being scared I'm so fat that my shadow is bigger than me 1 second

At least i dont have to use baby words

at least I don't need a boyfriend to feel loved I'm so ugly that I'm used as a scarecrow I'm so fat that I can't fit through a door I'm so dumb that I can't even spell my own name I'm so ugly that I'm used as a Halloween decoration I'm so ugly that I'm used as a joke by my friends I'm so dumb that I can't even understand simple jokes I'm so fat that I'm the reason why people say "you are so fat that you break the scale" 1 second