roast battle

*everyone gasps and starts laughing* *5th grader 2* at least i have a brain *everyone is shocked by ur comeback and starts whispering to each other*

yeah, a brain that never works

*5th grader 2* at least i have a life *everyone goes silent and looks at you waiting for a comeback*

Try me. I got one. Roses are red, violets are blue, I got 5 fingers, and the middle one's for you.

*the whole class goes "oohhh" and the 5th grader looks at you with a shocked face* 5th grader: i-i... uh... i have another one!

NAH. let me keep going. roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't worry I'll be there too. Not in the cage but LAUGHING AT YOU!

*5th grader* hey scrawny i bet u cant beat me in roast battle *everyone* yea u cant beat himmm *5th grader* ok heres my first one roses r red violets r blue i have a dad unlike u (yes i made that poem) *everyone* OHHHHHHHHH *5th grader* ur turn scrawny i bet u dont even know how to roast (ur turn*

Katarina: Twinkle Twinkle little star, i will hit you with my car, push you off the plane so High, launghing at you, while you FALLING on the sky, Lost of peoeple dont like you, dont worry dude i am one of them too *Everyone shocked*