roast challenge!!

teacher:you'll be getting a special prize later today

Ok ma'am...

teacher:but you need to go to the principal's office first

Kayla:ok here roses are red violets are blue you look like a gorilla go back to the school! everyone:NO WAY WILL Y/N WILL BEAT THAT!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, that line's so generic, even copy-paste is sick of you

everyone:OHHHHHH!! Kayla:oh i can do better than that *she says in a sassy tone*

Kayla:well at least I have a chance of getting someone but you? No way!

you like me so much it makes you look stupid.

Kayla:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

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Kayla:ok here roses are red violets are blue you look like a gorilla go back to the school! everyone:NO WAY WILL Y/N WILL BEAT THAT!!

Ya well here's one for you Roses are red violets are blue your family felt you cause you a dumb bum

everyone:OOOOOOHHHHHH THATS A GOOD ONE! Kayla:NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT!

Bingle-bongle, dingle-dangle, yickety-do yickitey-dah, ping-pong, lippy-tappy, too-tah.*the school is gone*

*everyone is stunned* Kayla:WHAT THE-

maHGIC

your dad gave your houses morgage to an anti submetic gangbanging mole rat in your basement

...you know if I wanted to die all I would have to do is jump from your ego to your iQ news flash its at least a 400 foot drop

Everyone:*gasps* she just said the most epic roast of the year! Kayla:you think your funny? I bet you have no friends and I have over 100!

100? do you mean a bunch of people that follow your sorry ass because they have nothing better to do and its funny to watch you get put back in line? because if your talking about them then yeah you have at least 500 of them

Your daddy blew up flying in a plane. HE aint gon' respawn this aint GTA. Atleast he was creamated *Cremated! Cremated!* In the plane that was flaming *Was flaming was flaming*

everyone:oh my gosh she's gonna cry-

Ay ay ay ay ay, that plane was quite crispy, right?