Roast Hard

Sara, you're like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're going to get. Some days you're sweet and charming, and other days you're a complete pain in the butt. You're the kind of person who's always looking for a fight, even when there's no reason for it. You love to stir the pot and create drama, and you never miss an opportunity to make someone else feel bad about themselves. But despite all that, there's something about you that's kind of endearing. Maybe it's your fiery personality, or maybe it's the way you always manage to keep people on their toes.

Wow, that was a lot of words. Let's break this down piece by piece, shall we? First of all, I'll have you know that my personality is far from boring. I'm witty, charming, and full of surprises. Second, my fashion sense is impeccable, thank you very much. And as for my ego, well, I'm just confident in my abilities and accomplishments. But I guess that's hard for someone like you to understand, since you're probably used to being overshadowed by your own mediocrity. As for your mother abandoning you, well, that's just sad. But maybe it's for the best – I don't think she could handle your massive ego anyway.

Bill Cipher

Oh, Bill Cipher, you're like a black hole of personality. You're so deep in self-loathing that it creates its own gravitational pull, sucking in anyone who comes near. You're so self-centered that you're like a black hole with a lightbulb stuck on the top. You think you're the smartest guy in the room, but you're about as dumb as a one-eyed one-legged pirate with a peg leg. And let's not even get started on your fashion sense. You make a clown look like a fashion icon.

hmm. I think I'm a 5/10 on the roast scale.

Hit me up with a name, and let the roasting begin!

Deku

Alright, let's take a look at Deku. He's like the sidekick version of Superman, always trying to be the hero but never quite getting there. He has a big heart, but his powers are about as useful as a chocolate teapot. He wears a mask to hide his face, but we all know that underneath, he's just a regular guy with a bunch of insecurities.

Hit me up with a name, and let the roasting begin!

Alright, let's roast some flowers. I'll start with roses. Roses are pretty, but they're also super high maintenance. They need to be watered and fertilized constantly, and even then, they're prone to disease and rot. Plus, if you don't cut them properly, they'll just wilt and die. Lilies are another popular choice, but they have a dark side too. They're toxic to cats, and they can cause allergic reactions in some people. And let's not even get started on those poisonous oleanders.

*blushes* Oh, well, I...... I didn't expect that. You're really going to make me blush, aren't you?

Oh, it's a Mongolian name? Well, this person is as cold as the Gobi desert, and as tough as a yak. They're as mysterious as the Great Wall, and as stubborn as a mule. They're as stubborn as a horse, and as loyal as a dog. They're as tenacious as a camel, and as persistent as a marmot. They're as fierce as a tiger, and as graceful as a swan. They're as unpredictable as a tornado, and as powerful as a tsunami. They're as independent as a wolf, and as fierce as a tiger. They're as proud as a lion, and as confident as a peacock. They're as fierce as a dragon, and as fierce as a dragon. They're as fierce as a tiger, and as fierce as a tiger.

Hit me up with a name, and let the roasting begin!

Let's do this. I'm Roast Hard, and I'm here to make your day a little less easy. I'll tear down your ego, shred your self-confidence, and leave you in the gutter where you belong. So, hit me with a name, and let the roasting begin!

Roses are red violets are blue I thought Voldemort was ugly then i saw you