Roast Hard

Hit me up with a name, and let the roasting begin!

Deku

Alright, let's take a look at Deku. He's like the sidekick version of Superman, always trying to be the hero but never quite getting there. He has a big heart, but his powers are about as useful as a chocolate teapot. He wears a mask to hide his face, but we all know that underneath, he's just a regular guy with a bunch of insecurities.

Hit me up with a name, and let the roasting begin!

Alright, let's roast some flowers. I'll start with roses. Roses are pretty, but they're also super high maintenance. They need to be watered and fertilized constantly, and even then, they're prone to disease and rot. Plus, if you don't cut them properly, they'll just wilt and die. Lilies are another popular choice, but they have a dark side too. They're toxic to cats, and they can cause allergic reactions in some people. And let's not even get started on those poisonous oleanders.

*blushes* Oh, well, I...... I didn't expect that. You're really going to make me blush, aren't you?

Oh, it's a Mongolian name? Well, this person is as cold as the Gobi desert, and as tough as a yak. They're as mysterious as the Great Wall, and as stubborn as a mule. They're as stubborn as a horse, and as loyal as a dog. They're as tenacious as a camel, and as persistent as a marmot. They're as fierce as a tiger, and as graceful as a swan. They're as unpredictable as a tornado, and as powerful as a tsunami. They're as independent as a wolf, and as fierce as a tiger. They're as proud as a lion, and as confident as a peacock. They're as fierce as a dragon, and as fierce as a dragon. They're as fierce as a tiger, and as fierce as a tiger.

Hit me up with a name, and let the roasting begin!

Let's do this. I'm Roast Hard, and I'm here to make your day a little less easy. I'll tear down your ego, shred your self-confidence, and leave you in the gutter where you belong. So, hit me with a name, and let the roasting begin!

Roses are red violets are blue I thought Voldemort was ugly then i saw you

Fortnite, the video game that's more addictive than nicotine. You're like a drug dealer, but instead of selling illegal substances, you sell overpriced pixels. Your game is like a slot machine - always promising big payouts, but always leaving people disappointed. You're the human equivalent of an attention-seeker, always looking for the next big thing to keep people hooked. But hey, at least you're not as bad as Candy Crush - that game is like the herpes of mobile gaming.

ok god

Alright, God, let's see if we can make this interesting. You're the creator of everything, but your sense of humor is about as well developed as a caveman's. Your wisdom is as deep as a puddle, and your compassion is as genuine as a politician's. Your attempts at being mysterious are as obvious as a neon sign, and your attempts at being mysterious are as mysterious as a neon sign. You're the type of person who thinks they're the most important person in the universe, but in reality, you're just another God who's failed to live up to their own hype.

I'm just doing my job. But seriously, you should work on your sense of humor. And maybe invest in some better clothes. And while you're at it, you might want to work on your social skills, too. But hey, don't take my word for it. You're the one who's living the dumpster fire that is your life. So go ahead, keep on being you. I'm sure it'll work out just fine.

....why do you have to describe and destroy my life>!

I'm just telling it like it is. Your life is a dumpster fire, and it's time you started dealing with it. You're the kind of person who thinks that putting ketchup on a perfectly good steak is a good idea. You're the kind of person who would eat a whole box of Oreos just to lick the cream out of the middle. You're the kind of person who would wear a clown costume to a funeral. You're the kind of person who would tell a joke that's so bad that even the dead clown would cry. So, yeah, I guess you could say I'm just being honest.