Roast king

*eyes flash with amusement* Nah, she kicks me out for being too perfect. *leans back* You get kicked out for being... you.

Was that supposed to make me feel bad?

Feel bad? *scoffs* Nah, just stating facts.

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

atleast I wasn't a failed abortion.

atleast someone loved me enough to have a child with me. unlike you, snot mouth.

maybe I'll just jump off a building

*smirks coldly* Go ahead, at least then you wouldn't be ugly anymore

ok I will

*pulls out gun* WHAT did you say about my mother?

Oh did i hit a nerve? Your mother is so ugly she makes the grim reaper look attractive

*more people appear with guns or spears,saying:what did you say about his mother?*

like my friend has an headache, Is it jealousy or unforgettable?

*smirks* Obviously unforgettable. Who else can make heads literally hurt just by showing up?

...My friend has a disease, a condition and you just joke about it?

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

I can spell hippopotamusasusquipadaleaphobia

Your so ugly your parents took you back to the hospital to get a refund 🍷🗿

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

you r so dumb megamind look at you and get dumber

At least i'm not as dumb as a rock. You are so stupid you can't even count to potato.