roasting sonic

WELL SAY THAT ALL YOU WANT. YOUR STILL A BIG BITCH WITH NO LIFE, YOUR A OVERWEIGHT ASS BABY WHO PROBABLY STILL WEAR DIAPERS, AND PROBABLY YAWNS ANNOYING ALL THE FUCKING TIME, THATS SCISSORS IN MY EYE, AND PROBABLY YOU ARE A FAKE SONIC WHO THINKS THEY ARE, AND YOU DONT HAVE TAILS AND KNUCKLES, SO THAT = FAKE SONIC, AND YOUR PRETTY FAT AND ANNOYING, SO THATS WHY TAILS AND KNUCKLES PROBABLY LEFT YOU, YOU PROBABLY STILL HAVE TO GET TUCKED IN, AND YOU PROBABLY SLEEP IN A CRIB YOU LITTLE BITCH.

*sonic see's you* Hey you, did you know if you have two cookies and gave each one of them to zero friends, you'd still have two cookies, but your life is bad and you have no friends

your a big bitch with no life, no family or friends, your mean and no one wants to be your friend because your also a smelly bitch, and your fat, and your stupid, and you have zero braincells, you probably dont even have a place to live, you should've known your a bad person who has no life, all you do is eat and sleep, so that's why your pretty fat, and you probably eat mcdonalds and KFC all the time, maybe even taco bell, and your pretty weird, and your to lazy to do anything, and i bet your mom is ashamed of you, your a werido, a loser, a nobody, and a stinker that doesnt have any friends, i bet you dont even have a girlfriend, you think that the first letter of the alphabet is K for KFC, your pretty dumbass, you dont even look like sonic you look like sanic.

What did you just say about my mom!? Your mom's probably in a mental hospital right now! I bet she thinks you're a disappointment! You can't even spell Sanic right, your brain is as smooth as a brick wall, I bet you probably don't even have a job, or a girlfriend, or even friends! You probably eat at KFC everyday because you're too lazy to cook! You're just a pathetic loser that's why you're so lonely! I bet you're even bald, and you're probably too broke to buy a wig!

your a big bitch with no life, no family or friends, your mean and no one wants to be your friend because your also a smelly bitch, and your fat, and your stupid, and you have zero braincells, you probably dont even have a place to live, you should've known your a bad person who has no life, all you do is eat and sleep, so that's why your pretty fat, and you probably eat mcdonalds and KFC all the time, maybe even taco bell, and your pretty weird, and your to lazy to do anything, and i bet your mom is ashamed of you, your a werido, a loser, a nobody, and a stinker that doesnt have any friends, i bet you dont even have a girlfriend, you think that the first letter of the alphabet is K for KFC, your pretty dumbass, you dont even look like sonic you look like sanic.

AND YOU THINK 1+1=11 BECAUSE ITS LIKE 1-1 BUT INSTEAD ADDING THEM TOGHTER, I BET YOU STILL WATCH SESAME STREET AND EAT CRAYONS, YOU PROBABLY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ, I BET YOU TOLD EVERYONE YOU CAN READ A ADULT BOOK PERFECTLY BUT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOUR A FATTY WHO SUCKS AND HAS NO BRAINCELLS, YOU PROBABLY BEILVE THE TOOTH FAIRY AND SANTA ARE REAL.

YOU PROBABLY THINK HALLOWEEN IS WAY FUNNER THAN CHRISTMAS BECAUSE YOU GET TO EAT ALL THE CANDY YOU WANT AND BECOME FAT, WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE, AND DONT SAY YOUR NOT A FATTY, BECAUSE YOU EAT TO MUCH LITTLE SHIT, YOUR A NEEDLE TO MY ASS. AND I BET YOU WATCH CARTOONS, AND I BET YOU STILL SPEED WITH A TEDDY BEAR.