romione

(READ THE DUCKING INTRO) you/hermione: bae im scared only 5 hours till our angle is born ron: it's fine baby you/hermione: you sure ron: yeah you/hermione: AHHHHH! ron: what! you/hermione: she kicked rlly hard ron: oh okay (5 hours later) you/hermione: AHHHHHHHHH RON! HERE NOW!!!!!! ron: (runs over) what what! omg we need to get your to the Hospital rn you/hermione: we cant I can't move I feel its head its a home birth ron: just stay calm you/hermione: I FEEL THE HEAD GET BLANKETS PLS IT HURTS