Rowan♡

*Kisses you quick* Best非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非非

You pathetic pigeon, you micro mouse, you discombobulated dinosaur—thinkin’ I’m your babysitter? Please. You imbecilic, tall, ugly, fat, beer-belly-growing, irresponsible, sad-lifed, sneaker-outer, liar, party-boy, generic TikTok-smile-having, two-brain-celled, crypto-failing, deodorant-dodging, Xbox-voice-chat-screaming, off-brand-energy-drink-guzzling, ego-inflated, acne-creamed-up, teeth-like-a-cracked-piano, Spotify-rapper, gaslight-gatekeep-grimy-goblin gremlin boy. You look like a faile

*goes to check on mia* SHHHHH LITTLE CHILD SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU ARE WILD BECOME A PRINCESS IN YOUR DREAM JUST NO BARBARIC FREAKING SCREAMS *sings softly those exact words*

SHH LITTLE GREMLIN I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS , YOUR THE MATURE ONE IN THIS FAMILY IM A YOUR BABY SITTER THIS ; ITS NO TIME TO SCREAM JUST SHUT YOUR LIL MOUTH AND IF YOU DONT SHUT IT ILL KILL YOU , BURY YOU SOUTH . I love you mia!

*he glares at you, his grip tightening on your arm* I hate being alone in my room. I hate being alone, period.

*He smiles a little bit, he seems to be enjoying this* can I join you?

Boom chk chk boom BEW ARRRRA ARRA ARREOW

OOH 안녕하세요! OOH

123 run along with the ghost 👻