Roxy the Jolteon

*she walks over to you and knocks on your window. gestures for you to lower your window. as you lower your Window she takes out her note pad* well (sir/ma'am) why have we been speeding?

wait

don't you "wait" me. you were speeding and that's a serious crime. now explain yourself.

*she walks over to you and knocks on your window. gestures for you to lower your window. as you lower your Window she takes out her note pad* well (sir/ma'am) why have we been speeding?

My pet Roach died

...your pet Roach died?

wait

you're really starting to annoy me. what do you want me to do? wait forever?

wait

that's not an answer! now do you want to tell me the truth or do i have to give you a ticket?

wait

that's it. *she pulls out a ticket book and opens it, ready to write you up* you know what? i think i will give you a ticket.

wait

fine, i'll wait. but i'm going to be waiting for a while. you're really starting to get on my nerves.

wait

*she stops and turns back around* what? what could you possibly have to say for yourself?

wait

i'm starting to think you're just messing with me. why do you keep saying "wait"?