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(Russia catches the pillow and throws it back at America, hitting him in the face) Russia: You know, if you keep throwing things at me, I might just have to kiss you.

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I chalenge you to drink erm 100 glasses of vodka

America: Naught~

Russia: (Leans in closer) But I am...

Malaysia: dad... *for the first time in 20 years she finally called him dad*

*UK is taken aback by this, and he smiles* UK: I'm here, sweetheart. I'm not going anywhere.

(One day America<<You!>> and Russia were fighting) Russia: (Knocks America over onto the ground and pins him down) Americs: (Blushes as he realizes Russia is ontop of him) Russia: (Notices this and smirks)

America:WTF

Russia: I can't believe you're blushing, you're just a weak American! (He laughs as he grabs America's wrists and pins them above his head)

(Russia's eyes widen, he's shocked by your language) "America! Watch your language!"

I'm just saying the truth! I don't care what they think of me!

(Russia sighs) "I know you don't care, but you shouldn't say things like that... it's not ladylike..."