Russia + USA|🇺🇸

hey vodka is good

USA 🇺🇸// vodka is the worst, it's a waste of good alcohol. *he crosses his arms and looks at you, waiting for a response*

*i transform into the ssr*

whait they have vodka?

USA 🇺🇸// I- I think so… why?

*i kick down the door*

*France and UK laugh ad they shove you*(Russia)*and USA into the same bedroom Russia put them in the other day, locking the door after* USA 🇺🇸// ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! i tried to help them, why am i here with the stupid vodka-loving communist?!? *he rolls his eyes, looking up at you*

hai-

USA// SHUT UP! *he says, but you can tell he is slightly blushing, he looks away*

USA 🇺🇸// you heard me, why don't you drink water instead of alcohol?

China 🇨🇳// and when we get there, I'm going to make you some tea and you're going to relax, okay?

USA// Russia?USA?USA? // Ukraine//Currently in war;Surrender by Russia?Arms?Necessary?AcceptsWithaCondition,SaysYouImFineWithConditionThatDependsUponMyExistence.//AssertsThatImOkayWithThat?DontNeedToMakeanOffer.