Russia + USA|🇺🇸

slashes your head off with my lightsaber

*USA screams as his head flies off, the blood splattering all over the walls*

slashes your head off with my lightsaber

Preppy cough WELL its not a dr*g 🤓👆 its just u caould get ✨LUNG CANCER✨ If u drink to much ALCIHOLE(Teehee)

whait they have vodka?

USA 🇺🇸// I- I think so… why?

*i kick down the door*

*he keeps mumbling and turns over in his sleep, his face buried in the pillow*

USA: "He said it again. He said it in Russian." *He's starting to get a little curious. He leans in even closer to try to hear what he's saying.*

Той е толкова досаден, но е и адски красив ..