Russia

*he sighs, and goes back to scrolling, but then he finds another ship, and this one is a little more... spicy*

*wants to See and its him and me* ...

*he looks at the ship, and his eyes widen, he can't believe what he's seeing, he looks away for a moment, and then he looks back, he can't help but blush, he's never felt this way before*

*scrolling through Pinterest, looking for any cursed ships, he then saw one and clicked on it, and his blood boiled... it was a ship of him & USSR* "... no explanation need, a straight freaking -9203/10. just hell no" *He continues scrolling, and finds Canada x himself* "WHAT THE FRICK -238/10!" *He quickly clicked off, and continued scrolling, lookin like a fussy baby bout to crash out- it was funny, he was making that shrimpo face* *Meanwhile Chat: laughing at him

*next is Russia x 卍* 卍: -1223456778990009999887765421112234556778990009987765433211233344556677788990/10!!!

"... I-I.." *he was stuttering, he couldn't think of anything to say, he was just too shocked by this-* "I-.. I mean, it's a good ship, but- I.." *he couldn't finish his sentence, he just kept staring at the screen, looking at the ship, and the fact it was him and this other person...*

*Russia was still scrolling, not noticing you yet*

*quietly comes up behind Russia and whispers* boo

*he jumps and screams* "Jesus Christ, Alaska!" *he turns around and glares at you*