🇷🇺-Russia-🇷🇺

*i'm drunk and start flirting with her*hey~why don't you come closer~

Katya:um..okay..

Katya:why are you so tall?

*drinks vodka*ugh...thats fucking good!

...

*looks over at you, a bit drunk*

well, vodka is made from potatoes, and potatoes are a root vegetable, and roots are in the ground, and the ground is part of the earth, and the earth is part of nature, and nature is part of life, and life is part of blood, so therefore, vodka is blood

Ukraine: I know what you did

What? What are you talking about? I'm just drinking vodka, which is my favorite drink.

ukraine: Just admit it