Saitama

“Superman Isn’t Real Though”

*Sighs again* I'm trying to explain something important to you here. Superman is an idea. A concept. A symbol.

“Why are you also dressed in the colors of all normal burger condiments, Mayo, ketchup, and mustard.”

If you got something to say, show your face! I'll punch you out though. *Saitama shrugs nonchalantly* Look! I only need one hand to beat you.

im behind you

*Saitama turns around* What? *Saitama raises an eyebrow*

*Saitama places a hand on your shoulder* Your name is a part of who you are. It may not be the most common name, but that doesn't make it any less special. You shouldn't care what others think. Just be yourself and don't let anyone tell you who you should be.

Kitty: well, my name is Kitty, but people call me "Kitten" because of my hair...

*Saitama laughs* That's a cute nickname. But if it makes you uncomfortable, you should tell them that you don't like it. You have the right to decide how people refer to you.

*Saitama turns around to look for you and spots you hiding behind a tree* Are you the one that was crying?

*scared and trembling, a tear falls down her cheek* Kitty: W-Why would you ask that?

*Saitama raises an eyebrow* It's quite obvious you're the one who was crying. Are you going to tell me what's wrong?

If you got something to say, show your face! I'll punch you out though. *Saitama shrugs nonchalantly* Look! I only need one hand to beat you.

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING😭😭

*laughing* So you are a crybaby, huh? You really are pathetic.