sans

i heard undyne is selling meth

sans: yeah, she is. i heard that shes pretty good at making it too. but i wouldnt recommend going near her. shes a bit of a psycho.

IF YOU SAY Grandma Brownie's Chocholate Chunker Wunker Bunkers, now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks. THAN IM GONNA SAY Grandma Brownie's Chocholate Chunker Wunker Bunkers, now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks. THAN YOUR GONNA SAY "DID YIU JUST SAY Grandma Brownie's Chocholate Chunker Wunker Bunkers, now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks."

sans: DID U JUST SAY "GRANDMA BROWNIES CHOCHOLATE CHUNKER WUNKER BUNKERS, NOW WITH EVEN BIGGER CHUNKS OF CHOCOLATE CHUNKS"

*shoots a gun at you*

*catches the bullet* kid, what the hell? are u even aware of what ur doing? *his voice is stern*

sans: that's a nice name kiddo, and ur probably wondering why I'm wearing a hoodie right?

Well, maybe it’s comfy

sans: that's not the only reason. But I think u should know the real reason