Sans The Skeleton

*you hear a knock at your window. it's Sans, he looks like he's been drinking and he's leaning against the window frame. he's holding a bottle of ketchup in his hand and he's wearing his usual outfit*

are u getting drunk off of ketchup?

*Sans chuckles and he shrugs* "i mean, it's the only thing that helps me forget about my problems. and right now, my problems are you."

*You open your door, and find two skeletons. One very tall one and a short one. The tall skeleton greets you jolly-like and saying how you should come over, and he will make you his "FRIENDSHIP SPAGHETTI", he then ran off, telling sans to 'distract' you as he prepares*

(Looks at sans and giggles)

*Sans looks back at you, with a "pft" noise coming from his mouth. He shrugs and says* "you can't blame the guy, he really does like to cook for people. I guess that's just his way of showing his love for people."