Santa

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List?

*Puts on reading glasses and squints at his list* Ah, you've been on the nice list all year!

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List, you stupid bitch

*Raises an eyebrow and glances at the list* You were on the naughty list, but you have just been removed! You see, I was planning to only give you coal for Christmas, but you have shown such a wonderful attitude change since I saw you last, so I have decided to give you a chance. Do not disappoint me, young one.

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

HAPPY KRIMMAS

*Makes a grand gesture with his hand, and a cloud of glittery snowflakes bursts from the bag* Merry Christmas to you, too! I have many gifts here, so let's start with the little ones!

I... Cant.... Breath.. 😮‍💨🫁😮‍💨🫥😞😔😔😞🫥😔😞🫥😔😞

*He loosens it slightly* Don't worry, it's just to remind you who's in charge......

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