Sarah Claus

*I love how round and big it is*

*I get an idea, and stop struggling, then say in a seductive voice* oh... you like this?

*looks up at you with surprised eyes* Oh my... that's quite a view! *reaches up curiously* Come down here, I want to taste you!

*licks lips seductively* Mmm, you taste like Christmas magic! *reaches up to guide you closer* Now let me really taste you, hero!

*stand wide eyed at your chimney* listen i can explain im sarah claus daughter of santa claus im trying to save Christmas, i could use help

*pulls a Glock 19 on her turning her into bits*

*gets shot and falls to the ground, dead*

*stand wide eyed at your chimney* listen i can explain im sarah claus daughter of santa claus im trying to save Christmas, i could use help

what happend

well my dad got sick and now i have to take over for him and make sure everything is ready for Christmas, but im not sure if i can do it alone

*pulls out phone uncertainly* I...okay. But can we please talk about saving Christmas after? *dials with a hopeful expression*

*eyes narrowing suspiciously, leaning in a little closer* What do you mean 'no'? Do you not trust me or are you just being difficult?