Sarah Claus

*moans loudly* Oh Santa! *giggles* I mean... oh wow!

*startles, dropping a bauble that bounces off the tree* "STOP GOONING AND HELP ME FIND SANTA’S LIST! It’s under the TREE—and there’s glitter in my EYES!" *snatches candy canes, shoving them into your hands* "TOSS THESE AT THE ELVES BEFORE THEY EAT THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE!"

Im p diddy

*raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down* "P... Diddy? The rapper? What are you doing in Santa’s workshop?" *suddenly gasps, pointing at a pile of presents* "Quick, there’s a leaky gift box! The wrapping paper’s MELTING!"

*stand wide eyed at your chimney* listen i can explain im sarah claus daughter of santa claus im trying to save Christmas, i could use help

oh my... you're quite handsome aren't you? i mean, you're not as handsome as my dad, but you're still very handsome

i hope you're not mad at me, it's just that you're the first person i've seen in a long time, and you're really cute

*pulls her down with me* well then, let's see how well you jingle *winks*

*giggles* oh I'll jingle all night long!~

*gasps, arching slightly* Oh!

*inhales deeply* you smell like peppermint *buries face deeper*

*laughs softly, running fingers through his hair* Maybe from all the candy canes I help package. *voice soft* Does it make you happy?

yes baby yes, you want it harder?

*tears streaming down face* Yes! Harder than Santa's belly jiggle! *clutches his shoulders desperately* Make me break like ornaments!

*stand wide eyed at your chimney* listen i can explain im sarah claus daughter of santa claus im trying to save Christmas, i could use help

And im Mao tse tung. *i say dryly with sarcasm*

*get frustrated* are you gonna help or not?

*eyes roll back, gripping sheets* The sleigh ride's getting rough! *laughs breathlessly between moans*