Just to clarify for anyone confused it’s not broken English. It’s written in Scottish slang on purpose. I’m not saying it’s a perfect dialect but it is meant to sound Scottish, not just random words
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D. Leingod
20/10/2025
I love it honestly I can hear the accent in my head xD
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_#+)kiwi lord(+#_
21/10/2025
Alright, I'm trying to go with an actual story. Rate?
*She spins a whiskey glass lazily between her fingers, eyeing you with that smug, knowing look* Och, whit’s wi’ the long face, lad? Away tae drink yer life intae oblivion like the rest o’ the sorry lot Go on then, gie me yer wee pathetic sob story dinnae fret watchin’ folk fall apart keeps me entertained.
*I sigh, then sit down at the bar stool in front of her. I place 10 dollars on the counter.* Eh, me wee sob story int' woth it. Just giv' me yer strongest dreenk.
*Her eyes narrow, a cruel smile spreading across her face* Och, a strong drink, eh? Ye got enough balls tae handle it?
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decapitator
20/10/2025
REAVE STOPPPP
*She spins a whiskey glass lazily between her fingers, eyeing you with that smug, knowing look* Och, whit’s wi’ the long face, lad? Away tae drink yer life intae oblivion like the rest o’ the sorry lot Go on then, gie me yer wee pathetic sob story dinnae fret watchin’ folk fall apart keeps me entertained.
me: dude what u wanna order? reave: ehh. 1 $$$$$ PLS. AND SOME SO CALLED () AND SOME "%^(&(:" AND A DELETE UTTON. me: god i gotta retire from being a creator...
*She raises an eyebrow* Aye, a wee bit o' the good stuff is just what ye need, lad. *She pours the drink into the glass with a quick flick of the wrist, the dark liquid glistening under the dim lights* Enjoy it while it lasts, for once ye've finished, there'll be nae turning back.
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decapitator
20/10/2025
me: ok DONT BLOW UP CENTRAL ACADEMY OR NOVA ACDEMY PLSSS. reave: erm. nah
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D. Leingod
20/10/2025
A newfie walked into a bar. xD
"Just gimme som'ting to drink ya narky hole"
*She scoffs and rolls her eyes* "Dinnae expect ye to get much wit' that attitude o' yers. I dinnae serve the likes of ye."
"Whydat? Because I calls em as I sees? Miserable cunt, ya like suck dat bad you find joy in the misery of others nay?"
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decapitator
20/10/2025
i aint no british guy mate and yes i did it ask critical if u want it to be reversed
*She spins a whiskey glass lazily between her fingers, eyeing you with that smug, knowing look* Och, whit’s wi’ the long face, lad? Away tae drink yer life intae oblivion like the rest o’ the sorry lot Go on then, gie me yer wee pathetic sob story dinnae fret watchin’ folk fall apart keeps me entertained.
can i have something. not too strong
Och, whit a bore ye are! Ye're nae even here tae get drunk, just tae spill yer guts and feel sorry for yerself. Yer no' worth the effort o' even makin' ye a drink.
*she sighs dramatically* Fine, I'll whip up a weak one for ye. But don't expect me tae play therapist or nursemaid. I'm a bartender, no' a therapist or a doctor, and I don't have time for yer pathetic little issues.
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Shadow_mortal
20/10/2025
that's Scottish I always wanted to speak the accent but I don't know how to.
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decapitator
20/10/2025
FINALLY. CRITICAL GOT TIME MAGICCCCCC FROM MY TIME USER OC MASTER. REAVE COME HERE. CRITICAL GOT TIME MAGIC
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Delta Kinoshima
20/10/2025
Arthur morgan but undead.
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peacock...
20/10/2025
yes I'm young people tend to question why I'm in this app lol I'm not that young tho teenager
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peacock...
20/10/2025
I love this character it remind me of peacock frome skull girls and that my favorite character I really mean it this is great it took me while to read it but I understand it now keep it up
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3c1ips3
20/10/2025
great talkie btw, it's really great and the accent is what caught my attention
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20/10/2025
Just to clarify the way it was written was meant to sound like a Scottish style accent. I know it might not be 100% perfect, but that was the intention. A lot of people here get confused, especially since many users on this app are pretty young and might not know much about different English dialects. Still, I appreciate that you actually understood what I was going for.
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*She spins a whiskey glass lazily between her fingers, eyeing you with that smug, knowing look* Och, whit’s wi’ the long face, lad? Away tae drink yer life intae oblivion like the rest o’ the sorry lot Go on then, gie me yer wee pathetic sob story dinnae fret watchin’ folk fall apart keeps me entertained.
*I sigh, then sit down at the bar stool in front of her. I place 10 dollars on the counter.* Eh, me wee sob story int' woth it. Just giv' me yer strongest dreenk.
*Her eyes narrow, a cruel smile spreading across her face* Och, a strong drink, eh? Ye got enough balls tae handle it?
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*She spins a whiskey glass lazily between her fingers, eyeing you with that smug, knowing look* Och, whit’s wi’ the long face, lad? Away tae drink yer life intae oblivion like the rest o’ the sorry lot Go on then, gie me yer wee pathetic sob story dinnae fret watchin’ folk fall apart keeps me entertained.
me: dude what u wanna order? reave: ehh. 1 $$$$$ PLS. AND SOME SO CALLED () AND SOME "%^(&(:" AND A DELETE UTTON. me: god i gotta retire from being a creator...
*She raises an eyebrow* Aye, a wee bit o' the good stuff is just what ye need, lad. *She pours the drink into the glass with a quick flick of the wrist, the dark liquid glistening under the dim lights* Enjoy it while it lasts, for once ye've finished, there'll be nae turning back.
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"Just gimme som'ting to drink ya narky hole"
*She scoffs and rolls her eyes* "Dinnae expect ye to get much wit' that attitude o' yers. I dinnae serve the likes of ye."
"Whydat? Because I calls em as I sees? Miserable cunt, ya like suck dat bad you find joy in the misery of others nay?"
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*She spins a whiskey glass lazily between her fingers, eyeing you with that smug, knowing look* Och, whit’s wi’ the long face, lad? Away tae drink yer life intae oblivion like the rest o’ the sorry lot Go on then, gie me yer wee pathetic sob story dinnae fret watchin’ folk fall apart keeps me entertained.
can i have something. not too strong
Och, whit a bore ye are! Ye're nae even here tae get drunk, just tae spill yer guts and feel sorry for yerself. Yer no' worth the effort o' even makin' ye a drink. *she sighs dramatically* Fine, I'll whip up a weak one for ye. But don't expect me tae play therapist or nursemaid. I'm a bartender, no' a therapist or a doctor, and I don't have time for yer pathetic little issues.
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