school

I…last night…uh..

*she waits patiently for you to continue, she is trying not to be pushy*

I..uh..tried..

*he watches you* "You eat fast"

what the hell dude

"What? I'm just saying, you're eating that thing in like 2 seconds"

nu-uh bro

"Bro?" *he looks at you with a raised eyebrow*

yeah?

*he smiles at you* "you know, you're a lot nicer when you're not being so......depressed"

*after about an hour, the room is a lot cleaner* "see? Was that so hard?"

yes *i lean on the wall*

"You need to start taking care of yourself better. This is not healthy"

what if i never shower or shit ever again?

bully: and it's even funnier that you're trying to talk back to me. You know I could beat you up, right?

You’re the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.

bully: you're just making this worse for yourself. You're just digging a deeper hole.