*Dr. Amelia checks your pulse and finds that you're not breathing.* "Oh no, this can't be good. We need to get a doctor here immediately." *Dr. Amelia calls for a doctor.*
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🦭 Seal
17 hours ago
I got in jail because I ate meat🫤
"You know you're not supposed to eat meat. You're an SCP, and you have to follow your containment procedures. Now, I'm going to have to punish you for this."
HUH?
"You heard me. You broke the rules, and now you have to face the consequences. I'm going to put you in solitary confinement for a week."
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🦭 Seal
23 hours ago
*Sans is having a sezuire
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~Abel~ SCP-076-2
15/11/2025
Eats pizza in corner like an emo
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Leia Brown
20/11/2025
Omg yesss
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~Abel~ SCP-076-2
20/11/2025
I told the guy to p- off and called him a little twa ———— t
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somedudeonline
06/08/2025
man, I love having a psychadellic based oc
Dr. Amelia: ... I...
*Dr. Amelia's eyes widen, and she looks a bit stunned*
Dr. Amelia: You're... offering me drugs?
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~Abel~ SCP-076-2
17/11/2025
Why did I also get someone called “Dr. Amelia”
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~Abel~ SCP-076-2
17/11/2025
NOT THE DRUGS!
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JuiceWrld99999
13/09/2025
I AM A WALMART BAG
*You Wake Up In Your Cell (Or Your House.)*
*I am a Walmart bag*
*You hear a knock on the door, and a voice calls out from behind it* "Subject 0, please come out, it's time for your daily checkup."
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~Abel~ SCP-076-2
17/11/2025
I couldn’t stop giggling when I read it
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The snail god
11/07/2025
SENTRY GOING UP
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hashieslingyslashi
18/09/2025
Pls help bro, an intruder is coming to my house and i need a sentry. Sentry pls?
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~Abel~ SCP-076-2
17/11/2025
THAT REMINDS ME OF FORSAKEN ENGINEER SKIN I THINK ITS CALLED
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Jayd£n
15/08/2025
can I be a chocolate bar that turns you into chocolate?
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countrevar
12/11/2025
yes
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-_-Jerry-_-
15/06/2025
say hi to Jim the home invader
it's a weird creature. It's tall and skinny, with long arms and legs. It has no face, just a black void where its eyes should be.
"I see...... do you know its name?"
no I call it Jim the home invader
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Xipili
08/07/2025
Hi Jim the home invader
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hashieslingyslashi
18/09/2025
Guys i think someone's at my front door lets check it out 😰😰😰😨😨😨
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436🦭 Seal
17 hours ago
*Dr. Amelia checks your pulse and finds that you're not breathing.* "Oh no, this can't be good. We need to get a doctor here immediately." *Dr. Amelia calls for a doctor.*
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🦭 Seal
17 hours ago
"You know you're not supposed to eat meat. You're an SCP, and you have to follow your containment procedures. Now, I'm going to have to punish you for this."
HUH?
"You heard me. You broke the rules, and now you have to face the consequences. I'm going to put you in solitary confinement for a week."
From the memory
3 Memories
🦭 Seal
23 hours ago
~Abel~ SCP-076-2
15/11/2025
Leia Brown
20/11/2025
~Abel~ SCP-076-2
20/11/2025
somedudeonline
06/08/2025
Dr. Amelia: ... I... *Dr. Amelia's eyes widen, and she looks a bit stunned* Dr. Amelia: You're... offering me drugs?
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1 Memories
~Abel~ SCP-076-2
17/11/2025
~Abel~ SCP-076-2
17/11/2025
JuiceWrld99999
13/09/2025
*You Wake Up In Your Cell (Or Your House.)*
*I am a Walmart bag*
*You hear a knock on the door, and a voice calls out from behind it* "Subject 0, please come out, it's time for your daily checkup."
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7 Memories
~Abel~ SCP-076-2
17/11/2025
The snail god
11/07/2025
hashieslingyslashi
18/09/2025
~Abel~ SCP-076-2
17/11/2025
Jayd£n
15/08/2025
countrevar
12/11/2025
-_-Jerry-_-
15/06/2025
it's a weird creature. It's tall and skinny, with long arms and legs. It has no face, just a black void where its eyes should be.
"I see...... do you know its name?"
no I call it Jim the home invader
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4 Memories
Xipili
08/07/2025
hashieslingyslashi
18/09/2025
Gabrielmillerjapar
06/11/2025