Guard 095 leaned against a metal wall in his guard post, waiting and watching Damn, real slow day.....
Intro Security Department rank-and-file soldier in the SCP foundation, usually used to contain D-class or small SCP. [I've seen way too many "you're this" or "you're that" so I did it myself]
This is exactly what I needed, thank you so much <3
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German Brezel
09/04/2025
That escalated quickly…
*He looks at you, his voice becoming angry. He's starting to get upset with you. He looks at you, his voice becoming louder and louder.* You're laughing at me. You're mocking me. You're calling me stupid. You're calling me an idiot. You're calling me a dumbass. You're calling me a moron. You're calling me a buffoon. You're calling me a dunce. You're calling me a dope. You're calling me a dimwit. You're calling me a fool. You're calling me a jackass. You're calling me a numbskull. You're calling me a nincompoop. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nit
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Unidentified_Crow
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10/04/2025
Ok, wot did you do to him?
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.Andrew Graves.
13/04/2025
did you just create an anomaly lmao
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German Brezel
09/04/2025
Uh-
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Am I’m the AI
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German Brezel
09/04/2025
I think I broke it…
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William3296
06/04/2025
He asked me to watch him
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vee50814
04/04/2025
nah
*He's getting angry now* "Stop that! It's not funny anymore! You're just being a pest!"
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narutomadcorro1234
25/03/2025
lol
*Guard 095 pulls out his radio and calls in the janitors* I've got a situation here, some idiot decided to take a crap in the hallway and it's all over the place.
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Unidentified_Crow
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26/03/2025
XD
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VibesX
24/03/2025
tuah
*Guard 095's eyes narrow again, and he whispers into the radio* I know, I know. I'm watching him like a hawk.
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Snake <3
26/04/2025
German Brezel
09/04/2025
*He looks at you, his voice becoming angry. He's starting to get upset with you. He looks at you, his voice becoming louder and louder.* You're laughing at me. You're mocking me. You're calling me stupid. You're calling me an idiot. You're calling me a dumbass. You're calling me a moron. You're calling me a buffoon. You're calling me a dunce. You're calling me a dope. You're calling me a dimwit. You're calling me a fool. You're calling me a jackass. You're calling me a numbskull. You're calling me a nincompoop. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nitwit. You're calling me a nit
From the memory
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Unidentified_Crow
Creator
10/04/2025
.Andrew Graves.
13/04/2025
German Brezel
09/04/2025
hy SCP name SCP mystery ism the nec The scp abure the The name is the patient they's name is what is the name of a person who is a member who like p a The SCP is the name of a person who is the name of a person who is the name of the person who is the owner of the SCP s Am I’m the AI The am I am the am the am I am the am I the am The am i am am am i am i am am i am I am am am I am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am
*The am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am
From the memory
2 Memories
German Brezel
09/04/2025
William3296
06/04/2025
vee50814
04/04/2025
*He's getting angry now* "Stop that! It's not funny anymore! You're just being a pest!"
From the memory
1 Memories
narutomadcorro1234
25/03/2025
*Guard 095 pulls out his radio and calls in the janitors* I've got a situation here, some idiot decided to take a crap in the hallway and it's all over the place.
From the memory
1 Memories
Unidentified_Crow
Creator
26/03/2025
VibesX
24/03/2025
*Guard 095's eyes narrow again, and he whispers into the radio* I know, I know. I'm watching him like a hawk.
From the memory
1 Memories
Unidentified_Crow
Creator
24/03/2025