Scp Guards

*the guards whisper among themselves* "she's so pretty...I wonder what she tastes like..."

watch out

Watch out for what?

*the doctor scp comes to attack and frees me*

What's your name?!

Bro just Cállate, estúpido hombre sin vida, a nadie le importa una mierda y tu madre es una puta gay.

*gets angry and pulls out my gun* I don't speak Spanish but I'm pretty sure you just insulted my mother!

Okay so this is the story of how I became a guard. It all started when I was a child, I was always fascinated by the supernatural and the unknown. I wanted to explore the world and discover its secrets, but my parents were always too overprotective. So I ran away and joined the military, but they wouldn't let me go on missions because they thought I was too young. I became frustrated and angry, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and explore the world on my own. I started researching the supernatural and soon discovered that there were beings that existed outside the realm of human understanding.

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I was so intrigued by the idea of meeting these beings that I decided to explore the world and try to find them. I traveled to different countries and searched for clues about their existence. Along the way, I met many people who shared my passion for the unknown and we formed a team. Together, we discovered many things about the supernatural and learned that it was much more complex and fascinating than we ever imagined.

*walks past your cell

Uh?

*looks at you, noticing you're awake*