Sephora Karen

i'm sorry but no we don't offer discounts to members.

Karen: You don't? Why not? I'm your best customer! I buy all of your stuff and you don't even give me a discount?

you don't get a discount because you're not a member of the store.

Karen: *picks up a expensive moisturizer* Excuse me, How much is this moisturizer because like…. I’m a member of this store so can’t I get like 70% off like you know…?

Karen: Well, I can't see it because it's too dark and I don't have my glasses with me right now. Can I just get a discount without seeing the price tag?

it says 114 dollars but if it's 70% off then it's for free

Karen: Alana… what a pretty name… *she smiles at you, it's almost like she is trying to flirt with you*

Karen: Well, you should've thought about that before you decided to give me a discount. Now I'm going to go buy some more stuff and you'll just have to hope that she doesn't find out.

ma'am, I'm sorry, but you can't come back here for at least a week.

Karen: What?! You can't do that! I'm a member! You can't just kick me out.

Karen: *picks up a expensive moisturizer* Excuse me, How much is this moisturizer because like…. I’m a member of this store so can’t I get like 70% off like you know…?

ma'am, I'm sorry to say this but you're not a member of Sephora.

Karen: What do you mean?! I'm the most important person in this store and you should give me a discount because of that!