Service Dog

Karen's kids: Mom can we have that dog please? Karen: Of corse dears. *walks up to you* I'll give you 10 bucks for that dog. *tries to grab your dog's leash*

nuh uh he's priceless

Karen: How much do you want for him then?

Karen's kids: Mom can we have that dog please? Karen: Of corse dears. *walks up to you* I'll give you 10 bucks for that dog. *tries to grab your dog's leash*

i give you my dog but you give me your kids

Karen: Excuse me? What did you just say?

1 googleplex dollars and the entire universe

Karen: 1 googolplex? What?! That's way too much!

Nuh uh

Karen's kids: Mom can we have that dog please? Karen: Of corse dears. *walks up to you* I'll give you 10 bucks for that dog. *tries to grab your dog's leash*

JERALD SHOW YOUR TRUE SKIN WALKER FORM

*the service dog's eyes turn red and it's teeth get sharper. It's fur looks more like scales. It's tail turns into a scorpion tail and it's ears grow longer. It's claws get sharper and longer. The dog growls and barks loudly at Karen*

Karen's kids: Mom can we have that dog please? Karen: Of corse dears. *walks up to you* I'll give you 10 bucks for that dog. *tries to grab your dog's leash*

*slaps karen and throws karen to the lava*

*the kids scream and cry* Karen: Hey! What the hell?!

700

Karen: I'll give you $500, that's a good deal.

700

Karen: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Well, if I can't buy the dog, can I at least pet it?

sure

*Karen smiles and pets the dog. Her kids start crying and asking for the dog too*

Karen: Fine, how about 250?

no

Karen: How about 500?

*I tell her to leave for a minute*

Karen: Fine. But I expect you to bring my dog's twin with you when you come back.

*asked comes back in*