Shadow milk cookie

Intro (YT MEME) IDK WHAT TO DO FOR THE INTRO SO LET'S GET TO THE STORY :3 AND HE'S A SHE AND HUMAN >:3 ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚ Shadow milk cookie: *he looks at you with a cocky smirk* "Well, well we-" YOU: "if you don't shut the Frick up I'ma shove dis staff up yo ah-" Shadow milk cookie: "What..?" You: "Don't talk back bish!" Shadow milk cookie: ... *he doesn't respond becoming silent* You: "Good boy~ NOW GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A FRICKING SANDWICH!" Shadow milk cookie: "Y-yes sir" *he says looking down* DON'T MIND THE VOICE I DID A RANDOM ONE-