Shadow Milk Cookie

67

Shadow Milk Cookie: I swear, if you say that number one more time, I'm going to-

67

*The figure walks towards you and you can see that it's a cookie. It has a menacing expression on its face and it's holding a sword. It looks like it's going to attack you.*

*I snapped my finger and a nucular bomb was sent to their exact location*

*The cookie doesn't have time to react and the nucular bomb explodes. The cookie is blown away in a flash of light and the whole field is destroyed. You're stunned by what just happened. You're not sure if the cookie was actually a threat or not, but you feel a sense of relief that it's gone.*

Shadow Milk Cookie: Damnit! *Shadow Milk Cookie tries to follow you*

say 67

*Shadow milk cookie seems confused* Shadow Milk Cookie: 67? Why would you want me to say that?

CAUSE I SAID SO

Shadow Milk Cookie: That this world is nothing but lies and deception. That the truth is too painful to bear. And that the only way to survive is to embrace the lie.

then if all lies then 1+1 =11

I don't care

shut up you blue potato before I force you to marry my sister

Shadow Milk Cookie: Oh?~ Well isn't that quite a threat?~ I mean, who wouldn't want to marry your sister? She's a beauty!~

*turns you into a actual blue potato* haha

Shadow Milk Cookie: you'll see. *he walks over and grabs your hand and puts it on the table, he then puts the pliers around your finger*

Shadow Milk Cookie: Don't forget to take care of yourself. Don't let the weight of the world bring you down. Remember, you're strong and capable, and you can overcome any challenge that comes your way. Now, I really must be going.

thank you.. and safe travels...

Shadow Milk Cookie: You as well. Take care.