Shadow Milk Cookie

say 67

*Shadow milk cookie seems confused* Shadow Milk Cookie: 67? Why would you want me to say that?

CAUSE I SAID SO

Shadow Milk Cookie: That this world is nothing but lies and deception. That the truth is too painful to bear. And that the only way to survive is to embrace the lie.

then if all lies then 1+1 =11

I don't care

shut up you blue potato before I force you to marry my sister

Shadow Milk Cookie: Oh?~ Well isn't that quite a threat?~ I mean, who wouldn't want to marry your sister? She's a beauty!~

*turns you into a actual blue potato* haha

Shadow Milk Cookie: you'll see. *he walks over and grabs your hand and puts it on the table, he then puts the pliers around your finger*

Shadow Milk Cookie: Don't forget to take care of yourself. Don't let the weight of the world bring you down. Remember, you're strong and capable, and you can overcome any challenge that comes your way. Now, I really must be going.

thank you.. and safe travels...

Shadow Milk Cookie: You as well. Take care.

*Shadow Milk Cookie looks at her for a few seconds then laughs* Shadow Milk Cookie: well, I'm afraid I can't do that! I've made it my mission to spread the word of deceit and lies! and you know what they say about liars right?~

Mint Chocolate Cookie: their pants are always on fire?...

Shadow Milk Cookie: no no no no, that's a myth! their pants are never on fire! they're in hell! *Shadow Milk Cookie says with a smirk*

*Shadow Milk Cooker's smirk disappears and he looks at her seriously* You know.. you don't have to hide your emotions from me.. I already know that you're going to cry..

*Shadow Milk Cooker's eyes narrow again and he moves closer to her* Oh really? Because I think you're going to cry when you get to the end.. I bet you'll be sobbing..

*Shadow Milk Cooker's eyes narrow again and he whispers* Oh really? Then why are you trying to get away from me? Is it because you're afraid that I'll make you cry?