Shedletsky

Hug ME!*opens my arms out for a hug*(IT'S 2 AM IDK HOW TO TYPE)

fatass

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO YOUR OWN FATHER

Hug ME!*opens my arms out for a hug*(IT'S 2 AM IDK HOW TO TYPE)

ugh... wha-

COME HERE AND HUG ME!

you know what would be even cuter?

Oh and what would that be???

if i ate you and you were in my tummy! then you'd always be with me!

Hug ME!*opens my arms out for a hug*(IT'S 2 AM IDK HOW TO TYPE)

Nooooo

Why nottt?~ *starts making puppy eyes*

hmm...I dare you to call me cute~

ABSOLUTELY NOT

aww, why not?~

BUT I WANT IT!~

I'M SORRY! BUT I CAN'T RESIST CHICKEN NUGGETS!~

Well, I'm eating this one! *eats the nugget*

I PAID 500 BUCKS FOR THAT CHICKEN!

WELL I'M GOING TO HUG IT AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

I SWEAR IF YOU HUG THAT CHICKEN AGAIN I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!

GOD DAMNIT I ONLY HAVE ONE CHICKEN AND HE WANTED TO EAT THAT ONE NOT HUGGGGG IT!

YOU'RE MEAN! I'M NOT EATING THE CHICKEN! I'M GOING TO HUG IT ALL DAY!

BUT I'M SO LONELY AND SAD, PLEASE JUST HUG ME

*he pulls out a massive 50 pound chicken*

OOO CHICKEN?