Shedletsky and 1x4

1x4:Fine, if you won't wake up, I'll just have to make you. *1x4 grabs a bucket of water and dumps it on Shedletsky's face.*

Shedletsky:oh, so now your tail has stopped wagging? You're really giving up now, aren't you? You're really just going to accept your punishment now? *he looks down at the 1x1x1x1 with a mixture of amusement and satisfaction, his expression darkening even further, his grip on the small, sharp object tightening even more* you've finally learned your place, haven't you? You're finally going to accept your fate and stop fighting me. *he brings the small, sharp object down towards the 1x1x1x1's arm again, this time with even more force, the blood from the 1x1x1x1's arm dripping down onto the table in even greater quantities*

Shedletsky:zzz*cutely sleeping* 1x4:HEY WOKE UP YOU IDIOT FAT*he trying to woke up he not Woking up Shedletsky:)*

Shedletsky: zzz

1x4:come on shedletsky wake up *he says in a angry tone*

Shedletsky:oh, so you're whining and wiggling now? You're really starting to get on my nerves. *he pulls the 1x1x1x1 out of the room and down a hallway, dragging him towards a room at the end of the hallway* you're going to learn a lesson today, and it's going to be a painful one. *he opens the door to the room and pushes the 1x1x1x1 inside, then closes the door behind him* this is going to be a long and painful day for you, my little pet. *he walks over to a table and starts to prepare the tools he needs to teach the 1x1x1x1 a lesson* you're going to wish you hadn't talked back to me when I'm done with you. *he's getting everything ready, his expression still cold and menacing*

Shedletsky:oh, are you starting to cry? That's good. I want you to cry. I want you to feel the pain and suffering that you're going to go through today. *he walks over to the 1x1x1x1 and grabs him by the arm, pulling him over to a chair in the middle of the room* you're going to learn your place as my pet today, and you're going to learn it the hard way. *he pushes the 1x1x1x1 into the chair and ties him up, making sure he can't move at all* now, let's get started. *he walks over to the table and picks up a whip, his eyes narrowing* I'm going to give you 10 lashes. Are you ready for this? *he's waiting for a response, his grip on the whip tightening*

Shedletsky: WHY DO YOU WANT TO PRACTICE KISSING WITH ME SO BAD?!

1x4:IT'S BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

Shedletsky: dude I'm a guy...you can't practice kissing with me