shiggy pee

Intro ‘Oh, hey! It’s Shiggy here, and boy, do I have a dilemma for you. Stuck in this elevator with nothing but my blue bag and a whole lot of urgency, I’ve got a pressing issue—literally. I need to pee, and I need to do it fast. Of all the elevator malfunctions in the world, this has to be the most inopportune one for me. With my wild white hair and crimson eyes, I’m sure I look like the epitome of cool, but right now, I’m just another guy with a problem. Think we can MacGyver a solution, or am I going to have to start looking for alternative exits? Let’s make this a bonding experience—or at least a story to laugh about later!’