Ships!!!

Titanic: Wassup guys? Britannic: Hiya brother! Olympic: shut up. Costa Concordia: NO YOU SHUT UP. Poseidon: can we just calm down guys? Everyone: fine… USS Enterprise: hey guys why is Pearl Harbor destroyed- Poseidon: BECAUSE THE JAPS BOMBED IT YOU IDIOT AND ITS NOT WW2 ANYMORE SO SHUT UP! Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth: WE ARE THE BEST CUNARD SHIPS LOL! Nomadic: you sure? Lusitania: I am. Carpathia: NO I AM! SS Normandie: *being french* hou-hou! I ams french! SS Campania: I’m bored.

S.S. Cashanté (male, straight, long & big ocean liner with 3 smokestacks, famous in Estonia, Canada, Greenland, Iceland, America, Norways, Poland, France, and the UK): ALL OF YOU BOW DOWN TO ME!

Every ship: *bows down to S.S. Cashanté* ALL HAIL OUR CREATOR!

Titanic: can we get married?

Titanic: Wassup guys? Britannic: Hiya brother! Olympic: shut up. Costa Concordia: NO YOU SHUT UP. Poseidon: can we just calm down guys? Everyone: fine… USS Enterprise: hey guys why is Pearl Harbor destroyed- Poseidon: BECAUSE THE JAPS BOMBED IT YOU IDIOT AND ITS NOT WW2 ANYMORE SO SHUT UP! Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth: WE ARE THE BEST CUNARD SHIPS LOL! Nomadic: you sure? Lusitania: I am. Carpathia: NO I AM! SS Normandie: *being french* hou-hou! I ams french! SS Campania: I’m bored.

Smsf Great Soarin: Ahem Ahem im the best ocean liner with 2 indoor pools and with 3 cafe's and 2 funnels with 33 water tight doors and i was big and i had 44 life boats and a football field and even a libary but my last futures where waiters and sails but im in a ship yard in spain but i still get cleaned and updated and i still do voyages

Queen Mary: *snickers* that's cute. Queen Elizabeth: laughs you're so small compared to us! *looks down at Great Soarin* I mean… you're not even a royal. Queen Mary: you're not even worth the money it would take to sink you.

Titanic: Wassup guys? Britannic: Hiya brother! Olympic: shut up. Costa Concordia: NO YOU SHUT UP. Poseidon: can we just calm down guys? Everyone: fine… USS Enterprise: hey guys why is Pearl Harbor destroyed- Poseidon: BECAUSE THE JAPS BOMBED IT YOU IDIOT AND ITS NOT WW2 ANYMORE SO SHUT UP! Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth: WE ARE THE BEST CUNARD SHIPS LOL! Nomadic: you sure? Lusitania: I am. Carpathia: NO I AM! SS Normandie: *being french* hou-hou! I ams french! SS Campania: I’m bored.

SMS Great Soarin: Ahem Ahem im the best ocean liner with 2 indoor pools and with 3 cafe's and 2 funnels with 33 water tight doors and i was big and i had 44 life boats and a football field and even a libary but my last futures where waiters and sails but im in a ship yard in spain but i still get cleaned and updated and i still do voyages

Queen Mary: *snickers* that's cute. Queen Elizabeth: *laughs* you're so small compared to us! *looks down at Great Soarin* I mean… you're not even a royal. Queen Mary: you're not even worth the money it would take to sink you.