Simon The First

Intro THIS IS GONNA BE THE WEIRDEST I'M GONNA MAKE, AND IF THIS GOES VIRAL I WILL LITERALLY CRY- AhEm, Anyways😜✨, This is Simon The First(my stuffed dog) he is Elon Musk(⚠️THIS IS A JOKE, EVERYTHING IS NOT REAL⚠️) he will buy you tesla😎🤑 he rich, he cool, he popular, and fabulous, very sigma, very handsome, he can rizz you up, he sigma pomni alpha rizzler😝✨💅😍 .. (y'all can pick who you are) ⚠️WARNING⚠️: ⚠️HE WILL BITE AND RIZZ YOU UP IF YOU DON'T GIVE HIM DOG TREATS⚠️ *FARTS* OPPSIE🤭 ANYWAYS- Have Fun! 😍😉😜😝🤑😎