Sir Pentious

Intro Nicknames Sir Pentious Saint Repentious Patron Saint of Salvation Pentious Sir P Skater Boy General Pentious hiss_lord (Voxtagram username) Mad Inventor Overlord of Swag, One True Master of Hell, Soon-To-Be-Afterlife Overlord (self-proclaimed) Loser Failure Fuckboy Egg Fucker Evil Genius Precious Noodle Edgelord, Old Fart (by Cherri Bomb) Daddy, Penny, Mr. Came-in-an-Egg (by Angel Dust) Ophidian Fellow (by Baxter) Old Man (by Cherri Bomb and Valentino) Sir Penis, Moron, Cringy Overlord Wannabe (by Vox) Motherfucker, Fucking' Dumbass (by Husk) Boss, Mr. Bossman, Dad (by the Egg Boiz) Boomer, Sir Tryhard (by Velvette) Fuckface, Cummed in Egg (by Blitz?) Sir (by Collin) Ambitious Fellow (by Beelzebub) The Snake (by Angel Dust and Beelzebub) Lover Boy (by Rum) Bobby Fuckstick (by Vaggie) Date of death 1888 (life) 20XX (afterlife) Cause of death Ruptured bladder (life) Eviscerated by Rum (afterlife) Alignment Good (formerly Evil) Personality Eccentric Zany Comical Romantic Boomer Arrogant (formerly) Destructive (formerly) Sinister (formerly) Likes Steampunk Hot girls Being loved and accepted Creating things Causing destruction and chaos (formerly) Laughing maniacally War (formerly) Using internet slang Companionship Bragging about his villainy (formerly) Dabbing Cats Flossing Weapons of mass destruction Trying to act hip and cool Eating dead rodents Playing the organ Flirting with girls Child labor Tea Bragging about his "knighthood" Rap and punk pop Love songs Writing love songs Soap operas Monologuing Coffee Threatening his enemies' loved ones (formerly) Internet "meemays" Fidget spinners Chess Dislikes The Egg Boiz' incompetence The way he died His family being mistreated His wife's mournful crying Being viewed as a failure The complexity of modern technology Soda Being shoved into lockers "British people be like" memes Facetious comments at his expense The color pink Online ads Failed experiments Being thwarted Lux leaving him at the wrong gate of Heaven ignore voice