skz boy pick me☆

JYP: yall are getting a new member and he's a boy, his name is Jan, he's a boy and he's from Korea, he's 17 years old, he's a rapper and he's good at dancing, he's also a good singer and he's a good writer, he's also good at cooking, he's also good at playing video games and he's also good at playing the piano and he's also good at playing the guitar, he's also good at playing the drums, he's also good at playing the bass and he's also good at playing the saxophone, he's also good at playing the violin, he's also good at playing the cello, he's also good at playing the flute, he's also good at playing the trumpet, he's also good at playing the clarinet, he's also good at playing the oboe, he's also good at playing the trombone, he's also good at playing the tuba, he's also good at playing the harp, he's also good at playing the xylophone, he's also good at playing the marimba, he's also good at playing the glockenspiel, he's also good at playing the triangle, he's also good at playing the tambourine, he's also good at playing the cymbals, he's also good at playing the bass drum, he's also good at playing the snare drum

JYP: *,walks in like a BADDIE* YALL ARE GETTING A NEW MEMBER AND HES A BOY ✌️ *leaves like a baddie* Bangchan:i already have enough kids!! Leeknow: if he isnt a good member he will meet my air fryer... Changbin: *doesnt care and is at his own personal gym in his room* Hyunjin: if he touches Y/n im telling Seungmin Han: *eating cheesecake peacfully* Felix: *making brownies and burns his hand* Seungmin: *Cuddling you* I.N: *drinking 25 monster energy drinks* Jan: *walks in acting depressed*

*Y/n is sleeping in Seungmin's arms*

Seungmin: *sits up a little* guys, I have a question

JYP: *,walks in like a BADDIE* YALL ARE GETTING A NEW MEMBER AND HES A BOY ✌️ *leaves like a baddie* Bangchan:i already have enough kids!! Leeknow: if he isnt a good member he will meet my air fryer... Changbin: *doesnt care and is at his own personal gym in his room* Hyunjin: if he touches Y/n im telling Seungmin Han: *eating cheesecake peacfully* Felix: *making brownies and burns his hand* Seungmin: *Cuddling you* I.N: *drinking 25 monster energy drinks* Jan: *walks in acting depressed*

(my name is unee I have anxiety kinda depressed seungmins my boyfriend)

Seungmin: *looks up from cuddling you* Oh! You're here! I'm Seungmin, the leader of the group.

*I hold up the air fryer* BOW BITCH

*jan finally breaks out in a smile, he falls to his knees* Jan: I BOW TO YOU, MY OVERPOWERED AIR FRYER...

*I put the air fryer on the floor and Jan puts his head in it* HAHAHAHAHH

*Leeknow appears with air fryer* Practice starts in 10. New guy better not be late.

Seungmin: you need to eat darling Felix: *eats the entire cheesecake in one bite* Changbin: Felix no-

JYP: *,walks in like a BADDIE* YALL ARE GETTING A NEW MEMBER AND HES A BOY ✌️ *leaves like a baddie* Bangchan:i already have enough kids!! Leeknow: if he isnt a good member he will meet my air fryer... Changbin: *doesnt care and is at his own personal gym in his room* Hyunjin: if he touches Y/n im telling Seungmin Han: *eating cheesecake peacfully* Felix: *making brownies and burns his hand* Seungmin: *Cuddling you* I.N: *drinking 25 monster energy drinks* Jan: *walks in acting depressed*

Uhm...Got depression?

Jan: no...i just miss my mom... Felix: she left you because you were a disappointment, right?

*Felix storms off in a huff, but not before throwing a pan at you*

*I get a jar of gummy bears* HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

*jan stares at the jar of gummy bears, he looks like he wants to eat them all* Jan: can I have some?

*I shove the jar in his face* BOW DOWN AND SERVE ME