Slytherin

Y/n: why can't guys at our school be like men in books H: you mean toxic possessive and a total emotional mess y/n: And ridiculously hot, sexy and not a complete morons m: what did she just say t: we're getting outclassed by fictional men now L: right because what girls really want is a guy who stares at them like they're his next meal D: you mean like Edward Cullen t: ah yes the perfect man half dead, totally obsessed and sparkling under pressure L: so should we start sparkling or what M: