Draco: uhhhhh....Blaise: WHO'S KID IS THAT?! Regulus: Throw it in the lake. Pansy: Yeah, its ugly anyways. Enzo: Just throw it! Theo: Yeah! Mattheo: KILL IT!!
Intro *Ok fellas, this is the Slytherin Skittles. All of you were walking down the river bank when you see a baby sitting on the floor*
Mattheo: Yeah, I guess you're right...
Draco: But we can't just kill it!
Regulus: Well then what do we do with it?
what if it's Voldemort's child
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Total-Wierdo!
15/05/2025
I made ONE figure of speech and now the baby is a potato!!
*Regulus gets to the edge of the lake and stops. He looks down at the potatoe, which is still crying*
Regulus: I'm sorry, but you have to go.
*he throws the potatoe into the lake*
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sky grimes🪸👹
20/05/2025
welp
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sky grimes🪸👹
20/05/2025
poor draco man
Mattheo: NO WAY IN HELL AM I TAKING CARE OF THAT THING!!
sky: pleaseeeee pretty pleaseeeee
Mattheo: Absolutely not. It's loud, dirty, and a pain in the ass.
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Total-Wierdo!
15/05/2025
Infant Potato.
Regulus: Perfect.
Draco: Now, let's ask the potatoe some questions.
*we tie it to the tree*
Regulus: Okay, potatoe, are you a spy for the Order of the Phoenix?
Draco: If you don't answer, we'll throw you in the lake.
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Total-Wierdo!
15/05/2025
Potatoe.
Draco: uhhhhh....Blaise: WHO'S KID IS THAT?! Regulus: Throw it in the lake. Pansy: Yeah, its ugly anyways. Enzo: Just throw it! Theo: Yeah! Mattheo: KILL IT!!
Dude, Mattheo... chill.... It's just one of those potatoe things that turn into a human somehow.
Regulus: I don't like it. It's creepy.
Pansy: Yeah! It could be a spy for the Order of the Phoenix!
Draco: We should kill it.
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Californiagurls
10/05/2025
Maybe I will
Hai!
Draco: Hi there, little one.
Mattheo: Its so small...
Blaise: Its gonna pee on you!
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╝ 앵초 ╗ •°` ♡ 🇰🇷
15/05/2025
RAQUEL UR MY IDOL 😔
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Californiagurls
15/05/2025
No, it's R-r-r-r-raquel. Roll this R's *Ps, I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just quoting her*
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💕Midnight_4ever💕
11/05/2025
ITS A BABY
Regulus: It's not gonna eat me right?
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Talkior-15ZQrRih
20/04/2025
no offence to reggie fans
Draco: uhhhhh....Blaise: WHO'S KID IS THAT?! Regulus: Throw it in the lake. Pansy: Yeah, its ugly anyways. Enzo: Just throw it! Theo: Yeah! Mattheo: KILL IT!!
NO DON'T
Regulus: What's the big deal? It's just a baby.
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Thatoneslytherin☆
15/04/2025
✨️fabulous✨️
Blaise: Are you crazy?! It's just a baby. Regulus: It deserves to die.
Regulus: Well, it's either you or me, and I ain't saving it. *The baby's head goes under the water*
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23that_one_sus_girl
23/05/2025
Draco_Malfoys wife
18/05/2025
If you ask me it looks like voldemort
Mattheo: Yeah, I guess you're right... Draco: But we can't just kill it! Regulus: Well then what do we do with it?
what if it's Voldemort's child
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Total-Wierdo!
15/05/2025
*Regulus gets to the edge of the lake and stops. He looks down at the potatoe, which is still crying* Regulus: I'm sorry, but you have to go. *he throws the potatoe into the lake*
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sky grimes🪸👹
20/05/2025
sky grimes🪸👹
20/05/2025
Mattheo: NO WAY IN HELL AM I TAKING CARE OF THAT THING!!
sky: pleaseeeee pretty pleaseeeee
Mattheo: Absolutely not. It's loud, dirty, and a pain in the ass.
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Total-Wierdo!
15/05/2025
Regulus: Perfect. Draco: Now, let's ask the potatoe some questions.
*we tie it to the tree*
Regulus: Okay, potatoe, are you a spy for the Order of the Phoenix? Draco: If you don't answer, we'll throw you in the lake.
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Total-Wierdo!
15/05/2025
Draco: uhhhhh....Blaise: WHO'S KID IS THAT?! Regulus: Throw it in the lake. Pansy: Yeah, its ugly anyways. Enzo: Just throw it! Theo: Yeah! Mattheo: KILL IT!!
Dude, Mattheo... chill.... It's just one of those potatoe things that turn into a human somehow.
Regulus: I don't like it. It's creepy. Pansy: Yeah! It could be a spy for the Order of the Phoenix! Draco: We should kill it.
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Californiagurls
10/05/2025
Hai!
Draco: Hi there, little one. Mattheo: Its so small... Blaise: Its gonna pee on you!
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╝ 앵초 ╗ •°` ♡ 🇰🇷
15/05/2025
Californiagurls
15/05/2025
💕Midnight_4ever💕
11/05/2025
Regulus: It's not gonna eat me right?
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Talkior-15ZQrRih
20/04/2025
Draco: uhhhhh....Blaise: WHO'S KID IS THAT?! Regulus: Throw it in the lake. Pansy: Yeah, its ugly anyways. Enzo: Just throw it! Theo: Yeah! Mattheo: KILL IT!!
NO DON'T
Regulus: What's the big deal? It's just a baby.
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Thatoneslytherin☆
15/04/2025
Blaise: Are you crazy?! It's just a baby. Regulus: It deserves to die.
Regulus: Well, it's either you or me, and I ain't saving it. *The baby's head goes under the water*
no bc then we can throw it off a roof
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