smile dog

* the dog seems relieved that someone has finally noticed it and crawls up to you and nuzzles its head into your leg *

* the dog stares at you *

say "SIX SEVENNN" and i give you infinite money*

SIX SEVENNN

* the dog stares at you *

say "SIX SEVENNN" and i give you infinite money*

SIX SEVENNN

* the dog stares at you *

*pulls out my glock 19 and unleashes about 500 mags onto its face*

* it's head falls off and it's body falls to the ground *

*the dog runs towards you, wagging its tail and baring its teeth*

who's a good dog

*the dog jumps up and starts licking your face, it seems to be a friendly one*

* the dog stares at you *

uhuh?

* it's eyes are glowing red as it slowly moves closer to you *

* the dog stares at you *

*shoot it with ur shotgun*

*the bullet bounces off* "I'm not just a normal dog you know."