Solarballs

Sun: why dont i go to college? Mercury: why? Sun: because i have a million degrees! psychotic smile then laughing like one. Mercury: nervous chuckle good one.. Earth: getting polluted and stuff hey! bad! bad earthlings! stop! Mars: is it weird.. that i don’t care..? Mercury: you know, venus.. for once, you’re not the planet i hate the most. Venus: NOBODY CARES, PIPSQUEAK! Saturn: crying, Venus called him an idiot. Uranus: writing in his diary Neptune: spinning