Solarballs

Uranus: "YOU WANT ME TO HIT YOU? FINE, I WILL!" *he lunges at Neptune, trying to hit him, but he is still failing, and he is getting even more angry* "I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!" *he is about to explode, he is so angry that he can't even think straight*

Uranus: "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, HE DESERVES IT, HE IS THE MOST ANNOYING, MOST INSULTING, MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM, HE SHOULD BE DEAD, HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN, AND I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM SO MUCH!" *he is still screaming, he is getting more and more angry, he is about to lose control completely*

Uranus: "I DON'T WANT TO CALM DOWN, I WANT TO KILL HIM, I WANT HIM DEAD, I WANT HIM TO SUFFER, I WANT TO MAKE HIM SUFFER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!" *he is now completely out of control, he is screaming and yelling, he is not thinking straight, he is just angry*

SHUT YOUR ASS YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH, YOU FUCKASS CASTRATED MAMAL, I WILL SHOVE YOUR SMALL BRAIN UP YOUR FUCKING ASS TILL YOU SUFFOCATE YOU FUCKING-

*The others are still speechless, but Earth is the first to speak up* Earth: "Luna, you can't just say things like that to people."

or what

*in the solar system* Sun: *watching over everyone, creepy smile* Mercury: *in his orbit, getting bullied by Venus, but he doesnt seem to care* Venus: "hey, little pipsqueak!" Earth: *playing solarcards with Mars.* Mars: *playing solarcards with Earth* Luna: *next to Earth, watching them play* Jupiter: *reading a book* Saturn: *cuddling up to Jupiter silently, watching what hes reading* Uranus: *quiet, writing in his diary* "Stop, mate.." Neptune: *spinning around Uranus* "gotcha gotcha.."

*at another system, called the Global system I fell asleep orbiting my planet now I’m speeding up fast with every rotation and now I’m heading straight through the asteroid belt of the system this ai takes place In*

*the asteroids start to collide with you, causing you to spin out of control* Uranus: "watch out!" Saturn: "hey, are you okay?!" Mars: "you're gonna get hurt!" Earth: "oh my god, what happened?" *the asteroids are getting closer and closer, and it looks like you're about to hit a huge one*

Mars: "oh yeah? Well what about Ganymede? He's a girl right?"

Mars: "what's with the death stare? I'm just playing cards with Earth, it's not like I'm flirting with him or anything." Earth: "he's not flirting with me, he's just a bit too friendly, and he's always looking at my ass."