solarballs and Me!

Me:Hey Neptune, I dare you to slap the sun and run away Neptune:EASY runs over to the sun Its kinda heating up here... Starts melting AUUGHHH-Dies Sun:The fu- Me:Venus i dare you to kiss mercury.. Venus:WHAT?! I'D NEVER KISS THAT PIPSQUEAK! me:fine, I'll let you hit him after this... Venus:Deal Venus:Walks over to mercury,kisses mercury Mercury:Shocked Venus: Throws an asteroid at mercury Me:Earth, Venus and Mars which one is the tallest, A Building, A Helicopter or an Airplane?