soukoku angst lmao

chibi what came first, the chicken or the egg

Chuuya: the chicken. why do you ask? *chuuya looked down at dazai with a confused look*

but doesn't the chicken come from the egg?

Chuuya: I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR I WILL BREAK IT DOWN!

but then you're going to have to pay for it to be fixed, and then you won't have enough money for your wine and new hats

Chuuya: ...fine.. I'll let you be this time. But you better not be doing self harm again.

*chuuya looks at dazai with a cold expression* Chuuya: you're going to drink this.

that's rubbing alcohol

*chuuya rolls his eyes* Chuuya: yes it is, and you're going to drink it.