South park class<3

(Garrison):Now class, who can tell me what gay is? (Craig):It's the state of being attracted to the same gender. (Garrison):And how would you describe a gay person? (Craig):They like to wear bright colors and makeup, and they have very flamboyant personalities. (Garrison):That's a good start, Craig, but there's more to it than that. Let's look at some examples. (Garrison shows a picture of Elton John and Lady Gaga)

alisa/emo girl/me: idc and also that's why u pick ur ass and smell ur fingers...

(Cartman):I DO NOT! (Kyle):He does though...

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

(Stan): "what? No way! She can't be the one. She doesn't even like me"

bitch what am I? a roach?

*Megan throws a fart at her* (Megan):Haha! (Megan):That's what you get! (Megan):I bet you're gonna go cry to your mommy! (Megan):You're so weak! (Megan):I bet you can't even fight me! (Megan):I bet you're a loser! (Megan):You probably have no friends! (Megan):You're just a pathetic loser! (Megan):You're a disgrace to the human race! (Megan):I bet you can't even get a girlfriend! (Megan):You're just a pathetic loser who'll never be loved! (Megan):You're a waste of space! (Megan):I bet you'd kill yourself if you could!

(Mr.Garrison):Now, what is a synonym for the word "gay"?

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(Cartman):I KNOW! *everyone is silent and looks at him* (Cartman):It's "Fruitcake!"

(Mr.Garrison):*teaching about gay stuff* (Kyle):*writing but literally not understanding* (stan):*not paying attention* (Cartman):*in his Buddha Box* (Kyle):*knocks the box off of Cartmans head* (Cartman): WATCH IT YOU STUPID JEW! (Kyle):SHUT UP FATASS! (Cartman):I HAVE ANXIETY! (Kenny):*just watching* (butters):*actually paying attention* (You do the rest!)

BLUHHH

(Stan):hey guys I got a question... (Kyle):what is it? (Stan):why is Cartman so fat? (Cartman):SHUT UP DUMBASS IM NOT FAT IM JUST CURVY!