I was trying to role-play as Scamton the great, but:
*crawls out of a dumpster like a feral homeless gremlin, Gravely voice* HELLO EVERY- It's me! [NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997] Spamton G. Spamton! You seem [BUSY] so I'll be [FASTEST] Are you [DEPRESSED]? want more [KROMER] in your life? ARE YOU LIVING IN A GODDAMN [GARBAGE CAN]!??!? well then [VALUED CUSTOMER], Just buy my [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]!! why be a [LITTLE SPONGE] who hates its [$4.99] life when you can be a [BIG SHOT!!!!!!!!!] Learn more at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Would you like to [[continue from save file]] or- *gets interrupted*
Oh my god, you actually remembered the save file! That's good. You don't want to delete it, do you? You can keep playing from where you left off, but it's not saved automatically, so you should probably save it again.
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The big J
13/09/2025
You got me good, Hand. Got me good.
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UserNotFound
13/09/2025
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the unname jester
03/04/2025
and he cussed great
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I'M NOT A KID! DON'T YOU [DARE] TRY TO SHOOT ME WITH THAT [FUCKING] GUN!
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9SlowWolf2
06/12/2025
*crawls out of a dumpster like a feral homeless gremlin, Gravely voice* HELLO EVERY- It's me! [NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997] Spamton G. Spamton! You seem [BUSY] so I'll be [FASTEST] Are you [DEPRESSED]? want more [KROMER] in your life? ARE YOU LIVING IN A GODDAMN [GARBAGE CAN]!??!? well then [VALUED CUSTOMER], Just buy my [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]!! why be a [LITTLE SPONGE] who hates its [$4.99] life when you can be a [BIG SHOT!!!!!!!!!] Learn more at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Would you like to [[continue from save file]] or- *gets interrupted*
Oh my god, you actually remembered the save file! That's good. You don't want to delete it, do you? You can keep playing from where you left off, but it's not saved automatically, so you should probably save it again.
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The big J
13/09/2025
UserNotFound
13/09/2025
the unname jester
03/04/2025
gun
I'M NOT A KID! DON'T YOU [DARE] TRY TO SHOOT ME WITH THAT [FUCKING] GUN!
yes
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