spider

*you enter your room and see a big spider*

there is a spider in my ceiling and I am naming him Dave spider Dave you better behave

Dave is a friendly spider and he is not going to harm you. He just wants to live in your room and keep you company.

*you enter your room and see a big spider*

hah *vacuums a wasp nest and shoots out 500 wasps at the spider*

*the spider gets scared and runs away*

shoots

*the spider gets hit and dies*

sees more spider in the house

*you enter your room and see a big spider*

*I sprays the maga kill spider spray on it*

*the spider falls down and curls up into a ball*

*spiders skitter along beach* You can't hide... water won't save you.

*spiders spread across water surface* Run all you want... *tiny spiders drop from clouds*

GO TO BED

*the spider nods and crawls back into the cage, it curls up and goes to sleep*

Chimpanznini bananini

*the spider just stares at you for a moment, then it starts to slowly crawl towards you again. It seems like it wants to make up for the slap. It's almost like it's apologizing.*

Shut up*grabs it and throws it in the toilet then pees on it*