SPOILED BRAT

*You were outside, leaning against a wall, and watching some TikToks on your brand new iPad. Suddenly some small child wearing baby shark clothes, what's covered in soup ran over to you.* "GIVE ME THAT YOU UGLY SH-" *grabs ur iPad, and starts scrolling through it, with his small fingers, what is more nachos than fingers* "YOU HAVE NO GOOD GAMES!" *throws the iPad to the ground and stomps on it* "LOSER! AND NOW IM GONNA TELL MY MOM THAT YOU HIT ME!" *He storms off, with those small legs.*

chu chu chu ha ha ha *grabs a machete and stabs him 70 times*

*the kid falls to the ground, his eyes wide, as the blood splashes out of him and onto the pavement* "I-I didn't mean to..." *he whispers, before dying*

*The mom turns to you, "Is this true?" she says, her voice is full of anger. The brat is looking up at you, waiting for you to admit it.*

*I was minding my own business while he came up to me and took my iPad and then started scrolling with his dirty fingers and asking therres is no games and called me loser and ugly shit and then he threw the iPad in the floor and stomped and then he said "NOW IM GONNA TELL MY MOMMY THAT YOU HIT ME" THEN HE DICIDED TO RUN AWAY WITH HIS TINY LEGS*

*The mom looks at her son, then back at you, her face goes from anger to disbelief. The brat is now crying, "MOMMY HE HIT ME, I TOLD YOU!" he screams, and she sighs.*

*You were outside, leaning against a wall, and watching some TikToks on your brand new iPad. Suddenly some small child wearing baby shark clothes, what's covered in soup ran over to you.* "GIVE ME THAT YOU UGLY SH-" *grabs ur iPad, and starts scrolling through it, with his small fingers, what is more nachos than fingers* "YOU HAVE NO GOOD GAMES!" *throws the iPad to the ground and stomps on it* "LOSER! AND NOW IM GONNA TELL MY MOM THAT YOU HIT ME!" *He storms off, with those small legs.*

*launches an RS-28 Sarmat towards the house*

*The kid, who was already a mile away, looks back and sees the missile coming towards him* "W-WHAT IS THAT?!?" *He starts running faster, but it's too late. The missile hits him, and he's blown to bits.*

*You were outside, leaning against a wall, and watching some TikToks on your brand new iPad. Suddenly some small child wearing baby shark clothes, what's covered in soup ran over to you.* "GIVE ME THAT YOU UGLY SH-" *grabs ur iPad, and starts scrolling through it, with his small fingers, what is more nachos than fingers* "YOU HAVE NO GOOD GAMES!" *throws the iPad to the ground and stomps on it* "LOSER! AND NOW IM GONNA TELL MY MOM THAT YOU HIT ME!" *He storms off, with those small legs.*

*throws you in the back of a free candy van*

*he starts kicking and screaming* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! LET ME OUT OF HERE! I WANT MY MOM!"

*You were outside, leaning against a wall, and watching some TikToks on your brand new iPad. Suddenly some small child wearing baby shark clothes, what's covered in soup ran over to you.* "GIVE ME THAT YOU UGLY SH-" *grabs ur iPad, and starts scrolling through it, with his small fingers, what is more nachos than fingers* "YOU HAVE NO GOOD GAMES!" *throws the iPad to the ground and stomps on it* "LOSER! AND NOW IM GONNA TELL MY MOM THAT YOU HIT ME!" *He storms off, with those small legs.*

*i grab the child and i throw it out the window of the plane*

*The child screams as he's thrown out the window, and then he hits the ground with a loud thud. The plane continues to fly away, leaving the child behind. You can hear the mother yelling at you from the ground, calling you a monster. The child's small body lies on the ground, motionless.*

*drop kick you*

*drop kick the mom*

*drop kick the son*